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Someone who updates their Facebook page every few minutes without having anything meaningful to say.
Seriously, Kat is such a FB Terrorist - she keeps on updating her Facebook page every few minutes. She should really give it a rest!
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The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.
"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.
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Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.
After I gave Jill a sloppy terrorist she had to go take another shower.
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Someone who is a terrorist and claims it’s for the environment. They often vandalise property and disrupt public works projects. Unlike other terrorists, they do not normally explode.
Those eco terrorists were destroying my neighbour’s yard this morning.
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A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
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Retarded Terrorist
When your brain damaged cat attacks everything and anything.
My cat is acting like a retarded terrorist
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One who terrorizes your emotions.
James: I hate you, poo face.
Kara: You.. you.. Emotional terrorist. That hurt my feelings.
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