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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

No you won't

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No
You will not

by GabbbTruskys January 13, 2023

I guess Ill just kill myself

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.

Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

by Bi poppi January 13, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Something somebody says when they embarrass themselves

Brad- Stacy, df o you want to go to prom with me?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

by Bi poppi January 13, 2023

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope February 9, 2008

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