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June 9

The day when your best friend betrays you by liking the guy you liked

* best friend To guy* heyyyy it’s june 9 let’s fuck up my friendship and let’s like each other cause I never cared about her anyway

by DEWAI April 14, 2019

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Line 9

when working retail and a hot girl walks by call out Line 9 as if theres such a line on the phone, which 90% of the time there isn't, just a hot chic.

Hey Jeramy, Line 9 is for you.

by akdiddy666 June 21, 2009


Caputy 9

A person of the female sex who is repulsive to most males, but highly attractive to only one individual.

Wow guys, that transitioning guy with a mustache working the drive thru is a Caputy 9!

by WildcardJTC December 10, 2022


December 9

December 9th is for all the lovers. December 9th is the day that you get to hug and kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend or your crush!!But if you don't do it you have to ask a person that you don't talk that much with but you are friends with to agree if you should hug him/her or kiss him/her or let that person pick an extreme dare for you. GOOD LUCK!!!

Cat ''I..I kiss him today because its December 9th and then I hug him and he looked at me like he fall in love with me''. Kayak " What are you talking about ewww disgusting."

by P!nk Andrea December 7, 2019


April 9

The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9

by Allyson1208 April 10, 2020


9 is divine

It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.

Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?

by rhombusshapedleaf February 2, 2022


March 9

A day in which whomst must give head to a significant other

Give me March 9 silly goose

by Coochieslayer21 October 18, 2019