Piss wine

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

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rape wine

Wine a bachlor buys for the only purpose of entertaining girls he brings home. Usually cheap but sounds sophisticated to seem classy.

Hey bro, I just moved into a new apartment. I need to stock up on rape wine for the bitches. Bitches love wine.

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beef wine

A fine Chilean Sauvignon Blanc that smells distinctively of gravy.

Damn, this smells like gravy...must be that Chilean beef wine!

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The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.

"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"

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red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.

Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?

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Wine Tasting

(verb) the action of fingering a girl, and then pulling out and smelling the finger, and quoting this line " (year she was born) What an exquisite year ! ", or anything along those lines.

wine tasting ex. Ed was fingering a girl when suddenly he stopped and smelled his finger and said "1989! What an exquisite year !" ; Yeah JP was fingering me and then stopped and said " 1988! What a fine year!"

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Wine/11

An annual holiday in remembrance of the events that took place and the people who died on 9/11/2001 by drinking away one's problems, but only with wine (preferably boxed wine).

This holiday takes place on September 11th or 9/11/20XX or Wine/11/20XX.

Stan: Oh man, I lost my faith in humanity on 9/11/2001.
Roger: I know how you feel man, lets celebrate the lives of those lost that day by drinking wine till we pass out on 9/11 this year.
Stan: Oh yeah, I'm down with Wine/11

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