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A teen magazine, who realy doesen't care about the music of bands, but their looks. AND always reports about celebrity's lives, and tells you about the latest fashion.
Nicolas: I can't believe My Chemical Romance agreed to be in J-14!
Sara: I know! They obviously don't care about their music!
Preppy reading J-14: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE PARIS HILTON IS DATING /THAT/ GUY!! HE'S SO /UGLY/!
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14 september is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born (20+cm) It is also the day of the penis.
Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on September 14!
Hell yee thats a big cock, 14 september? am i right?
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valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!
:::february 14:::
boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online)
Love!
Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strength
.....the color of perfect skies
Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open
fields
Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world
girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!!
boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*
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know as a group of gang members that represent both crip and norte that reside in north highlands ca and are a major casue of the rise in killings in north highlands ca in sacramento
what up cuz what u bang it dumbass highlands c-14 fuk beast mob
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Individual who loves the month of October.
She loves the change of seasons and is really 14 October
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You are 2 weeks into No Nut November. Congratulations! You will usually be able to levitate at this point if you haven't nutted.
It's November 14, and I think I am starting to be able to levitate.
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When a human specimen is considered very attractive to the opposite sex. In this happening, usually the Male specimen would try to engage in Relationship with the Female specimen(or vice versa). In doing this, the male specimen(or female)will try to engage in sexual contact. This is when the male specimen sticks his PENIS into the womans VAGINA and the males PENIS will squirt a white liquid called semen or as they call it in west Canada "Jizz". Usually the male would have a Latex covering(Condom) over his erect PENIS trying to stop the Jizz(semen) from entering through the Fallopian tubes(part of the VAGINA) of the female. After the intercourse, the male(or female) would usually not call the female after they engage in this beautiful ritual called sex. After doing this the male would tell all his friends through myspace, text, or in person that he "hooked up" with this "code 14".
"Damn dude, check out that code 14 with that nice body, i gotta hit that shit"
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