June 23

It’s the day that very special girls were born. Girls that were born on that day are soft, gorgeous, talented, sexy and sassy. They are often good dancers even if they don’t know. They get all the boys attention and they are attractive affffff

“I was born on the 23rd June” “That’s where you got all your sassiness from” ;) June 23

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feb 23

National eat pussy day, make sure you eat some pussy on the 23rd.

"bae what do you wanna do?""i mean its feb 23rd so imma eat your pussy"

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August 23

National grab ass day. The day where everyone goes out and grabs some booty

Yo it’s August 23 let’s go grab some booty

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March 23

National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!

Hey girl! It’s March 23, you know what that means

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may 23

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

booty ass grab it

ayo paul grab her ass because it’s may 23, national grab ass day

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Rule 23

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

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23 skidoo

To leave quickly:

I heard it came from the cops in the early 20th Century-probably the 1920s-chasing the hookers off of 23rd Street in New York City and not catching them, thus the hookers gave the cops the "23 skidoo."

Here comes the cops lets 23 skidoo!!!

That bitch gave me the 23 skidoo!!!!

We better 23 skidoo!

They gave me the ol' 23 skidoo!!

She tried to give me the ol' 23 skidoo but I caught her!

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