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Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.
horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May
June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
anyone born on this day is a mega-clegger
person one: my bf's bday is march 26th..
person two: oh, he's a megga clegger.
National Vala Vegan day. A day to celebrate Vala and her purple hair.
Oh I'm sorry I can't go to the gym, its March 26th
International Empty Set Day is celebrated on March 26th.
Wherein we celebrate having, being, and doing all the things we expressly don't have, aren't, and won't be doing.
Person 1: “It’s March 26th, what have you not accomplished so far?”
Person 2: “I'm proud of each and every one of the 0 doctorate degrees I've earned!”
Eat too many gummi bears day!
For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.
Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*