December 4th

National send a booty pic day

Oh shit it's December 4th! Time to send a booty pic!

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December 4th

National (LGBTQ Version) say yes to the person who asks you out day. If someone ask you out you HAVE to say yes. No matter what.

Guy 1; Hey can you go out with me?
Guy 2; Uhh no.
Guy 1: It's December 4th
Guy 2: Sh**

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4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

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4th of julyfe

When you love Independence Day so much, it turns into a lifestyle (Lyfe-style). Patriotism in its most Rad form.

*Invented by Amanda Spicola and Eli Swanson June 2017.

Person 1: Dude, why are you wearing an American Flag shirt, its October...
Person 2: I live everyday like it's the 4th of Julyfe! Plus.. stars and stripes always look awesome!

Person 1: You know what, you're God damn right!

Person 2: Fuck yeah!

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June 4th

Gay Pride day, when it is truly Pride month.

*thud* iM gAy
“same i’m going on June 4th”

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November 4th

On November 4th if your a boy you get to slap your crushes ass if their name begins with M R S E P L

"Hey Ruby its November 4th, you know what that means. "

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4th and Goal

With your girl in the position of an American Football Center, you put your hands under her butt. She shits in your hands you take a 1 step drop and pelt her in the back of the head with her own feces. Works best with a whistle.

Last night me and my girl went 4th and goal.

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