December 8th

NATIONAL GRAB CRUSH ASS DAY

guy:*grabs ass*
crush:* what was that for?*
guy:*its December 8th *
crush:*ohhhh i kinda like you*
guy:* i like you too*

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8th spoter

A person on your myspace that is in your 8th spot on your top 8, usually is not a great friend but your nice enough to put them up there.

Guy1: I see tim is on your top 8.
Guy2: Hes just an 8th spoter.

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December 8th

National Ludwig Koopa Day

Guy1:Hey what’s today
Guy2:It’s December 8th
Guy1:It’s Ludwig Koopa Day We celebrate the best koopaling
Guy2:Wendy is best koopaling
Guy1:You have shitty taste
Guy2:*Dies cause of blue shell*

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October 8th

This is a free pass day to sext your homies without it being gay

Guy 1: "Yo. You know what day it is baby.. <3"

Guy 2: "What the fuck you gayass"

Guy 1: "Chill, babygirl it's October 8th"

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July 8th

Send Logan titties for a surprise.

Hey it’s July 8th time for some tits

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December 8th

The day we lost the legend juice wrld

December 8th

RIP juice wrld love your music 😔😞
See you in heaven 🥺

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December 8th

Its national do your short friend a favor day! You cant say no to anything they request

Short friend: want you to do my laundry friend:wait, why me?
Short friend:Because its december 8th!

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