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A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.
Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."
Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."
Objective fan #1: "I agree."
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Uber Faggot otherwise known the twinkledouche of the Mexican Flamers Gay Bar.. Who enjoys innterracial anal sex stimulation in his sphinxter. Has a Tiny shwlong and enjoys licking his own gloryhole
Boy 1 : Man Is a faggot parade?
Boy 2 : Yea I hear their a buncha Derek Lobbs
Boy 1 : Wow, Thats Homo
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The perfect couple. Emily is the one who makes Derek who he is. She's the best thing to ever happen to him. She strives him to be better. In spite of all their fights, they will always love each other. When guided apart, they will find their way back to one another. They're perfect for each other. As long as they're together & love each other, everything will work out great. Also Emily is the amazing & beautiful one in the relationship. She's beyond perfect in Dereks eyes. And one day, he's going to marry her.
Derek and Emily will last forever and there isn't a person in this world that can tear them apart.
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The starting shortstop and captain of the New York Yankees, arguably the best clutch hitter in baseball. As well as going back and forth for the American League lead in batting average in 2006, he is also the leading candidate for the league's Most Valuable Player award. He is considered by most to be a future hall of famer, and is one of the most revered and highly regarded Yankees of all-time.
Derek Jeter came up big in the clutch yet again, with a 2 out, 9th inning double, propelling the Yankees to their sixth straight win.
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This guy is a total bitch. He likes sucking dick and eating his friends ass. he is most probably gay and very judge mental.NOT ADVENTUROUS
that guy is such a bozo. he must me a derek mar.
This is the name of a person that is a complete and total loser. They are generally math teachers but have a major in spanish. The most common word they will use is "stuff". The average number of times that word is used is about 18 times a day. People with this name also drink 42 cases of Mountain Dew a month which means 6 cans a day and still not die of diabetes for whatever reason. They do not know how to teach and usually end class with "And that's what we have". Aside from that, when you ask them to explain something to you they will explain it like this "Just do the stuff like we did in class..." If you ever meet a person with this name, don't sneak up on them, for you will get shot.
"That foo Derek Krueger does not know how to teach math"