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You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina
You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!
A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
Kinky Boy Scout leader who preys on his Boy Scouts. He often takes advantage of his knot tying skills.
My 8 year old son enjoys personal quality time with his den father every Wednesday. When he comes home he often has abrasions on his wrists.
a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up
The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.
is good show
Person A: "Father Ted is on,"
Person B: "I don't believe it!,"
The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.
D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!