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v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
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Generally used as an insult to a hoe that gives a lot of blowjobs to men ( generally fuckboys or extremely sexually active men)
Ryan: Mary gave me a blowjob last night
Bart: oh no man you might want to get checked she’s a fucker sucker. She gave me one yesterday
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goddamn fucker one who is not just a fucker a goddamn fucker when fucker and goddamn alone is not enough and strong profanity is acceptable and manners dont matter
dude you stole my money from my candy jar you goddamn fucker
man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker
dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha
dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker
Female person who likes only men that are considered any kind of fighters: MMA, kick boxers, BJJ-ers, boxers, wrestlers, etc.
She's a fighter fucker, from a boxer went to a wrestler.
A term for playing a nasty joke, or getting someone back for being a douchebag, while they are having sex, preferably while they yell and grunt/moan. Their mom is secretly dialed on facetime and all of a sudden they are getting some FaceTime with their mom.
Kyle was a nice and friendly Californian, and a generally well-respected young fellow. But, as he grew up he became somewhat of a large douchebag, showing his panties to everyone and ruining other people's lives. One day, Kyle took a particularly steamy poo in the bathroom, and, being a douchebag yelled; "I'm washing my face, cocksucker!", thinking he was hilarious. But, his one-night stand did not think his steamy-poop-taking-panty-showing-ass was so hilarious. Result; The Mother-Fucker.
A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.
I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.
She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker
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