The boobs you prayed for all your life, never got, and ended up having them installed.
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The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. ESPN calls it "The littlest big game in the nation." Cortland is known for kicking Ithaca's ass and currently has possession of the "Cortaca Jug." The biggest party weekend and school spirited weekend for both schools.
1. It's 9am and I'm wasted"
"Must be CORTACA"
2. "I got 15 people visiting me"
"Must be CORTACA"
Cortland State dominates in every sport and therefore has possession of the Cortaca Jug.
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a person with breasts that depict that of an orangutan or other large ape.
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Everyone knows except for the one named Sam. Jug-A-Lug is quite obviously existent.
That is a Jug-A-Lug! Oh Sam does not know what a Jug-A-Lug is, how GAY.
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the act of depositing large amounts of seamen in a glass milk-jug and having 1 indivigual drinking it
james: wow tom did u see how many guys showed up to that milk-jug party
tom:yea bro i saw her chug a half gallon :(
james:is that healthy ?
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Everybody knows except for Sam.
Sam doesn't know what jug-a-lug means.
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When a girl drops her boob on a guys head, the female version of tea bagging
My girlfriend woke me up by milk jugging me this morning.
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