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Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin
i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything
Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.
Best known as Black Sabbath's 5th lead singer (if you don't count Ray Gillen) who lasted from 1987 to 1996 or so. In that time, he produced 5 studio albums with the band: The Eternal Idol, Headless Cross, Tyr, Cross Purposes, and Forbidden. A live album, creatively titled Cross Purposes Live, was also released. Besides Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Martin was the longest-lasting singer in Black Sabbath, excluding their 1992 reunion with Ronnie James Dio. Despite this, The Eternal Idol is the only Martin-era album you can still conceivably find at retail. The other four have been out of print for years now, leaving him to be perhaps Black Sabbath's least known frontman. There's been reports that these albums will be rereleased now that Sabbath's final tour has wrapped up, which will likely lead to more widespread exposure of his work.
Outside of Black Sabbath, Tony Martin has been associated with groups such as The Cage, Empire, Phenomena, and his own solo career.
Black Sabbath proved it could still rock with Tony Martin at the mic.
1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.
4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
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The greatest living american director.
Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, After Hours, Casino - 'Nuff said.
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Founder of Protestantism and bestselling author of On The Jews and their Lies (seriously a real book, just look on Wikipedia). And P.B.S. really likes him.
Martin Luther is the big daddy of Protestantism.
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Timothy Randall Martin Is a British business man best known for owning the pub chain Wetherspoons in the UK & Ireland, however he is also a massive self obsessed prick, who cares for nobody but his rich clown looking self
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