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Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.

Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”

by Idk... eevee I guess? December 29, 2017


Compliment Monday

Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.

Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)

Devin: Hey you have nice forehead

Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too

by Clubpenguiner69 August 6, 2018


Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019


monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 December 14, 2015


Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 22, 2021


Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 7, 2015


Savage Monday

When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.

Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.

Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.

by R.Patel April 30, 2012