Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”
Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.
Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)
Devin: Hey you have nice forehead
Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too
Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."
A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
She looks cute.
You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.
When you brutally execute all your tasks for the week on Monday. In the hopes that you can pretend to work for the rest of the week.
Savage Monday will result in my being able to watch YouTube videos at work and school, instead of actually working.
Will's Savage Monday allowed him to clear that 20 page paper, so that he could drink and have fun for the other 6 days.