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When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.
Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.
term for exhausted that originates from the "Deep South" during the Civil War to the beginning and middle of the 20th Century.
Man, ohh, man! After working for twelve hours today, I feel so plum tuckered out.
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A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.
Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.
Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.
Smart Person: Who?
Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.
Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.
Scammer: Send bank details
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When you jerk off in class while watching hentai and get caught
YOOOO LOOK KEVIN IS PLUMMING ONE OUT
Performing cunnilingus while defecating
Pooping and eating a bitch out? Like a plum king? That's nasty!
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A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
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A "Dusty Plum Job" is when you flower up your asshole nicely and proceed to fart on someones face while they are asleep, or just plain not expecting it. The result is the person have moist, poop sented flower all over their face and hair.
Man the bitch was passed out hard so i gave her the meanest dusty plum job anyone has ever seen.
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