women comedy

it's a myth circulating the opinion that women are funny (which is false)

woman: *says a well built joke*
crowd: women comedy is not funny :/
man: fart on my diaper in 3d
crowd : *dies of laughter*

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Tight women

A female who is opposite of a loose woman. They are tight as they have had little or no sex. Also tight as they are hard to get into bed. Another definition is that these women are tight to men. Men need there sex and these women stop males from having their sex.

Barry: Jackie, can we have sex please!!!

Jackie: No, I am not going to have sex for a while yet!

Barry: Fuck you Jackie, you are such a tight women!

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gays and women

when you need to describe a situation, thing or place that has a lack of masculinity. It is perfect to describe a thing for those with low testosterone levels.

that pink car is for gays and women.

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asian women

Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.

UD's got yellow fever! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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women☕

A word with tea-cup emoji used to soothe the male ego and degrade women as inferiors, usually used by men when a woman even does a small slightly wrong thing.

Note: but such actions would not receive any hate if done by a man.

Also a form of expressing their misogyny and hate for the female gender and making fun of them in a deprecating manner for the smallest things possible.

Scene 1:
Girl/Woman: Drops a plate of food that she was going to eat.
Male commentor: women☕️...hahah all of them are so lame

Scene 2:
Girl/Woman: I was raped/molested as a child(expressing trauma)....so I am always careful of men wherever I go.
Male commentor: Not all men!
Girl/Woman: I know but how would I know which man? I have to be careful all the time and its exhausting.
Male commentor: *screeching* Still Not all men!!!!! How dare you hurt my feelings!

Scene 3:
Boy/Man: *crashes a car onto the passer-by*
Male commentor: He does not know how to drive. Whos fault was it?

Scene 4:
Girl/Woman: *crashes a car onto the fucking light pole*
Male commentor: women☕️. Feminist hahahhah. They dont know how to drive hahah

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Women Crazy

When a girl is not really crazy, just average crazy like all women.

I really think Becky is Crazy, and I don't mean just Women Crazy. That bitch is psycho crazy.

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Russian Women

Women from Russia that think everyone is skinny, even if you're 50 pounds overweight.

Russian Woman: You are too skinny!

Her son: I weigh 300 pounds. and i'm in 4th grade.

Russian Women: Eat these piroshkis i made for you

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