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The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.
"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"
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Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.
Related to girlfriend drop.
Harvey: 'She boyfriend dropped in our last conversation but I'm still interested.'
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the one jerk you will always kinda love. that hurt you. that you gave a second chance to and he still hurt you! that will smile at you and wave then talk about you behind your back. the person you hope gets hit by a bus and wrecks his pretty little camero :)
One day day the ex-boyfriend is driving in his camero and "BOOM" he gets hit and it goes flying into a tree!
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two words that a girl says when she isn't interested in you
Boy: Hey how was your weekend?
Girl: It was great, I went out with my boyfriend.
Boy: Oh okay. (looks awkward)
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A man who tends to your beaver. He is only a boyfriend to your vagina, and never you. He’s interested in causal sex only
“I see Trevor once in a while for a booty call when we are both free. I consider him a beaver boyfriend.”
Male couples who resemble each other so much they could be brothers. Often interpreted as a form of extreme narcissism.
Brad only dates guys who could be his clone. It's like he's trying to date himself. Boyfriend twins much?
A boyfriend you have as practice for real relationships you plan to have in the future. Like a Starter Marriage this relationship is simply built on the idea of convenience.
If you date someone for the pure experience, without real desire for the relationship to last. A relationship for practice.
A Starter Boyfriend is never a committed relationship.
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