Brown Orgasm

When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM

Step1. Find a toilet

Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump

Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.

Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm

Hey guess what I did last night

What

I had a brown orgasm

Emily Browning

A beautiful and well talented actress from Australia, well known in movies like "Ghost Ship", "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events", and "The Uninvited."

She was also Stephenie Meyer's first choice for her to audition for the role as Isabella "Bella" Swan, but turned it down.

In 2011, she will be starring in the movie "Sucker Punch" as Baby Doll, a girl who is institutionalized by her wicked father.

"She's going to break a million hearts!"

-Quoted by Jim Carrey about Emily Browning in the movie "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"

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Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"

Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.

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brown bread

Meaning - dead. Originating from london, England

Phrase - You're brown bread sun shine.

Translation - Im going to kill you young man.

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Antonio Brown

The act of furiously masturbating onto a female’s back while watching religious television while wearing an outdated football helmet.

I was so excited about signing with the Patriots, I went out and Antonio Browned a chick.

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whizzer brown

An amazing man who has suffered death

“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”

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king brown

A 750ml bottle of beer.
taking its name from one of our larger, beautiful & highly venomous snakes, The King Brown.
Also see wife beater

Fuck me & some M8s got stuck into the king browns last night fuck I was pissed & feel a bit seedy today

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