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Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.
Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.
"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."
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An idiotic attempt to show derision to a country that saved America's ass more than their own, but just happens to not agree with its current dipshit ruler that HOPEFULLY won't be as successful as the transformation of German Toast into French Toast. Fucking morons, always ordering French Toast just because some Nazi's tried to conquer the world.
I'd like some GERMAN toast with my FRENCH fries, thank you, sir.
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After breaking up a romantic relationship with your partner, you are rewarded a "freedom fuck" with the person of your choice. The person you choose will not be held against you in the future. This is a freebie. A "freedom fuck" is used as a re-entry into the life of a single person.
I know she wasn't attractive. i never have to see her again. She was my freedom fuck.
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An oxy - moron philosophy,that was invented by both oxen and morons;a contradictory term practiced in detail by and exported to nations like Iraq and Afghanistan compliments of the current U.S.-NWO "crime,oil and dope cabal"under the guise of humanitarianism and freedom(LOL);an oxymoron that is more ridiculous then most.
We have to deliver FASCIST-FREEDOM to the Arab people,even if it kills them,Senator Bloombush.
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An alliance of ultra right-wing lunatics in the U.S. Congress who are owned by industrialist billionaires Charles and David Koch. Aka: Freedumb Kochus
We can't have nice things like Universal Healthcare because of the Freedom Caucus lies and false narratives.
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A term used to describe the ability of individuals to freely express thoughts, opinions, and beliefs without fear of retribution.
He was practicing his voiced freedoms when protesting against cancel culture.
the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.
Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.