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Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.
Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.
Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
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Pickle Crown is the phrase that is used to refer to the penile foreskin in a classy manner.
Example 1:
Girl - So he is uncircumcised?
Boy - Yep, he's got his pickle crown fully intact.
Example 2:
Doctor - The operation is going well. Nurse, take the pickle crown and make sure to handle it tenderly
Nurse - Yes Doctor
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A human turd floating freely in any body of water. More specifically, the ocean.
While catching some waves, I made contact with a sea pickle
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a man who actively looks for men to pick up.
This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.
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A penis; a pickle served at fast food restaurants.
-Oh ze floppy pickle in ze sandvich ohh ze mayonaise
-Damn they gave me a floppy pickle
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When you take a dump in the ocean.
It's late in your summer house and everyone is getting ready i.e. the bathrooms are full so you run out to the ocean to take a sea pickle.
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it's a problem or something that stumps you.
Dave:how do we get that cat down from the tree?
Lyndsay: I'm not sure, that's a dilly of a pickle!
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