real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

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real men

"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.

Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.

A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.

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real nigga

anyone that keeps it 100 with people

Brendan is a real nigga. He is always there for me

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real feminist

Someone (a man or woman) who simply wants equal rights for men and women contrary to popular belief feminism isn’t bad that’s just a bunch of ignorant assholes who don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

She just wants equality, she’s a real feminist.

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The hype is real

When the momentem is overwelming and the hype hits you and it is real.

"Yes ... and the games were hype. we all were hype. THE HYPE IS REAL"

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Real sussy

Its when you steal mrblocku’s 19 dollar fordite cards 😳😳😳 (note: dont do it its reaaaal sussysy!(

Mrbocku: 19 dollar forndie card who ways it ????
Sussy man: *sends dm* and dm doesnt work :(
Mebocku: if yo dms dont work then you can’t get the card 👌😕
Sussy man: grrrrrr I wan carrdddddueuifoiwiwwkosiqkwiwi *steals fordie card*
Mr bloc u : bruh one of my folowes is acting real sussy, he stole my fordididor card 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Sussy man: uh oh

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Shit is real

another way to say times is getting tough or shit is getting harder.

joe: yo nigga i jus layed of work
tom: damn , shit is real nigga...

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