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A tech bitch is a person who will buy any new tech gadget just to be cool. Recent studies suggest this person is most likely a fucking asshole and probably addicted to technology and suffers from minor to moderate erectile disfunction. The tech bitch will deny any wrong doing and justify their purchase based on how corporate marketing campaigns make them feel.
"He's a little bitch to technology. A real Tech Bitch"
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Some who sets up a mini Tech Deck Skating object, such as a box, ramp or book for tech decking on your computer desk so he/she has something to do while waiting for a web page to load or for an IM response. He/She will make a lot of loud smacking sounds on the computer desk with the tech deck.
Billy was being a full on Tech Desker last night while waiting for the newest Fall Out Boy song to download on limewire.
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the act of not using measurements and just building with spare parts and materials that are found around.
"Hell yea we are Ghetto-teching this float"
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When a person is walking while on a technological device, most commonly mobile phones but can also include ipads, mp3 players, ebook readers etc
I had a collision on the pavement while tech walking as the other person was doing the same on their iphone.
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Vocational Technical institution where one learnes various different skills.
Jill takes auto shop at vo-tech
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(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)
Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.
EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
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The premiere schoool in the state of Georgia, the only lacking disadvantage is the lack of ladies!
AAh......time for hard studies and importing ladies from Athens for the weekend!
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