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this expression is a superstition that is used in the hope that a good thing will continue to occur even after its mentioned.
For Example : "My throat is finally feeling better, knock on wood!"
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"I'm so happy it hasn't rained yet, knock on wood"
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Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe
mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.
they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
Wow. that was so amazing, you have to be a Mr. Wood!
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A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.
Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?
Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!
(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)
Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
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A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
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(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake
Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.
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Verb:
To act in a manner contrary to a positive one has built up, whether amongst friends, professionals, colleagues, the media, social networks, etc,.
For example, Tiger Woods had built himself a reputation and image of a consummate professional who no one could find fault with. However, due to recent events, his good image was ruined in as stories surfaced that were contrary to his previously established image.
Man, Susan and Tom called off their engagement because he was hooking up with the office temp and she found out.
No WAY! He really Tiger Woods It didn't he?
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the literal best place on earth! whether you’re ski spotting your best friend or the one skiing, you’re having the time of your life. dancing in the mess hall, singing songs or happy birthday to you woo! on the benches, crocs, crazy counselors, making dances for decades night, and making long-lasting friendships. going to lwc is the best thing ever and leaving is the worst. #session3
lake of the woods is the best place on earth!! please publish this i have been trying it’s my overnight camp
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