An Anthony is a person who has a thing for yelling at friends. Antonio’s are Italian and sometimes takes jokes too far. Pranking is a big part of their life even though the pranks Anthony’s preform aren’t very comical. But most importantly Anthony’s love to yell at their best friends.
Anthony is someone who will run out of the car when a bad joke is made.
It is some kind of disease that makes a person dumbass
I am suffering from Anthony (the disease)
Dont be named one. Its just bad juju
Me: Man today sucks.
Them: It's because your name is Anthony
he is the type of guy that is weird but has the ability to eat anything, paper, paperclips, erasers, rocks, and feathers. He's the one person that doesn't like attention and tries to stay hidden in the back, but when he wants to be, he can be the life of the party.
Hey, remember Anthony?
ya, he's weird.
ya but he's hot AF!
He's that type of guy to leave you in a discord VC just to be gone for several hours just to come back saying he made a sandwich and toast. Not to mention he's the type to be obviously gay but refuses to use pronouns when referring to his significant other to hide that fact. Although when it comes down to it, Anthony is that furry that cannot be replaced in our friend group.
Person 1: why the hell is he avoiding pronouns?
Person 2: Oh that's anthony, he's part of our friend group
Person 3: Yeah that's just how anthony speaks, He tries to hide the fact that he's dating a guy
A different species of man that toss you round with no hands, if you are with an Anthony you are very lucky because he is kind, cute, and fuckable. Most Anthony’s aren’t very big on the outside but are big in heart and are big between the legs.
“Is that guys hot I can’t tell”
“Are you kidding, that’s an Anthony, of course he’s hot”