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The condition of being addicted to marijuana; found only in unicorns, winged frogs, and other figments of an overactive imagination.
Tom: My buddy Apollo has such a raging marijuana addiction, he can barely keep his job.
Sarah: Oh? What does he do?
Tom: He drives the magical flaming chariot that carries the sun across the sky every day, duh.
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ever been obsessed with a tv progrmme, band or drugs?
you have an addictive personality,
this doesnt mean people are addicted to you,
even though, may i add, you are looking smokin' hot tonight.
NO. this means you get easily addicted to things,
you may spend 90% of your time obsessing over this.
but dont worry, well actually do!
having an addictive personality can be good or bad.
good: if you get a job you are enjoy, you will be so passionate about it you will get right to the top.
bad: it is certain you will become a heroin addict, sorry!
man: yo girl, will you blow on my wind intrument
girl: sorry i cant i have to blow on my other wind instrument, the oboe, i just cant get enough of it!
man: woowww girl, you have an addictive personality
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a guy or girl who is truly addicted to the sight of catgirls & nekos, especially as a fetish. They only like certain types of furries; furries that have cat or dog-like hybrid features. They are not like other furries, which are into the weird hybrids, such as reptiles hybrids, dolphins hybrids, etc. of the fandom, because they find the catgirls, nekos, & furries with similiar traits more unique
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Someone who spends all day posting definitions on urban dictionary.com.
Bastardized bottomburp is an urban addict.
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Noun: A person who spends a ridiculous amount of time posting messages on forums. It is often speculated whether or not the average forum-addict has a job or a life outside of their respective forum.
Bob spends so much time on the internet, I fear he is becoming a forum-addict.
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An Adderall addict is someone who you see twitching, Scratching , And bobbing theyre head around like an idiot. Adderall addicts also have a tendency to Talk WAAAAY to much, Constantly look for something to clean , And breath Heavily when on adderall. An adderall addict would just as well say theyre your best friend as they would pawn your shit, fuck your freinds for adderall,and steal from your kids
Addict after having no fix for a day---
an adderall addict will sleep for 7-14 days depending on how long they were up to begin with...during this hibernation the slightest noise will wake them and they will become EXTREMELY irritable and bitch about everything they can in fact creating things to bitch about
Guy 1: Whats up with your mom? shes been up for like 3 days straight and she wont shut up
Guy 2: I know ....It's nothing new shes an Adderall Addict
Guy 1: Man that sucks dude i'm sorry
Guy 2: Don't Feel sorry i hate the bitch
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1. A woman who must use lube for every type of sex, even oral sex. She's afraid because she can't produce her own.
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).
Now that we're all gettin' older, we should expect to see a lot more lube addicts around!
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