A person who makes a profit off selling other people's property and filling out paperwork. See shiester.
"After the nuclear war, the only creatures left were cockroaches and real estate agents."
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An amazing powerpop band out of Starkville, Mississippi. This college town band doesn't go for shitty dave covers or widespread, they're all original. This band is composed of Jason Jones - Lead Guitar/Vocals, Ben Hodge - Bass, and Mike Yager - Drums/Backup Vocals. Check them at www.youngagentjones.com.
Young agent jones rocks hardcore.
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when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club
dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status
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When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.
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One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.
After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.
A troll who is trolling but trys to hide his troll by being on the guy he's trolling's side!
Your best friend is trolling you, and you know it, so you decide to troll him without him knowing it, while he still thinks he is troling you. This is an example of a Double-Agent Troll.
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The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.
girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!
Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.
Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
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