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The number 3.
Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.
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Roots rock band from Athens, Alabama
Brittany Howard- lead vocals/guitar
Zac Cockrell- bass
Heath Fogg- guitar
Steve Johnson- percussion/drums
Alabama Shakes are fucking awesome. Their second album Sound & Color is a definite sonic departure from their debut, Boys & Girls, and Brittany Howard's strong voice, along with her guitar playing, is one of the reasons the Shakes have become my current favorite band.
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The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.
"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"
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A commonly mistaken title for an Alaskan firedragon. Referring to the sexual act of fillatio where upon male ejacuation a shocking comment is made on the males part, forcing the female to gag and likely have semen come out of her nose.
Dude I gave my ex an alabama firedragon.
You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?
...yeah :(
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When one defecates on the rocks in a sauna. Usually is an unpleasant experience for everyone except the person who released the excrement.
Kyle: Did you go to the Alabama Barbecue yesterday in the locker room?
John: Yea man, it sucked.
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A variation of the Alabama Jackhammer. Performed upon the rooftop of a skyscraper. Upon completion you lift the man or woman up and throw them off the side of the building.
Oh fuck, oh god, oh god. I just gave her the Alabama Skyhammer. Fuck, fuck!
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city right off of Birmingham, Alabama.
its a ghetto place, and you can frequently hear police chases and drug busts on the Parkway.
dont walk the streets at night, and watch out for the homeless drunks and druggies that inhabit the interstate exits. they will walk right up to your vehicle so make sure not to make eye contact and always leave your windows up.
there are so many churches almost always under baptist or methodist names through this area, but be wary. the preachers and pastors are probably gang members.
Brodregus: i didnt know that place was so ghetto! it was almost like walking through Centerpoint.
Quindacea: mmmhmm, i aint never seen so many hobos under the bridge as i seen in centerpoint, alabama
Nicholas: do you ACTUALLY live in centerpoint?
Peter: no way! i could never live in such a slum!!
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