An Australian version of the the US Walter Mitty: "an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".
A mate contacted me and told me that he often sees the malignant dwarf walking his dog in Bardon, wearing muay thai shorts. This is beyond disgraceful. More Corey Allen fantasies, presenting a facade to the world. He has never done muay Thai or boxing (boxercise doesn't count) and has never fought.
Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish
Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen
The man that holds the world record for "Most Twinkies eaten in 4 hours". 400,456. XD
Allen Hamadock is effing AWESOME.
Alex Allen is someone who would blow any guy for a tenner.
She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.
did you hear, Alex Allen sucked of Enzo for a tenner in Queens Park?
The hottest couple in town. ESPECIALLY WITH THE FLOPPY TITTIIES!!!!
HERE COMES THE TITTIES!!
NATASHA AND ALLEN
Means to be very beautiful with a big heart and the softest most beautiful brown eyes
Jaysa Allen made me fall for her the first time I seen her