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I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The big 'I am'

Someone thinking they're all that;When one thinks they're of higher authority/importance than they are; acting like the legend only you believe yourself to be!

Did you see that bloke? Giving it all that, thinking he's the big 'I am'?!

or

"So I'm there, giving it the big 'I am', and then I realize I've got nothing to back it up with!".

by Jo 4 Jo January 16, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


The way I am

Talk like a poet.
Being romantic like love songs.
Dance like King Kong.
Proudly live like the monarchy.

The way I am
certainly is not as same as Sam.

Charming and a little bit lame,
that's the way I am.

Bonus:
ยซI have a hard time visualizing what a dancing King Kong looks like ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ยป

by Infinityยฎ August 28, 2023

36๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


i am the table

Something to scream when you are so angry but your parents/Teacher/Relatives are nearby so you can't swear. Also one of the greatest lyrics used by Metallica's James Hetfield ever.

"SON OF A BIT-.....*sigh*.....I AM THE TABLE!"

"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"

by KinZil March 11, 2017

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


i am fine

The sentence women use mere moments before unleashing hell at a nearby male.

1. I am fine, Charlotte said while she slowly murdered Jacob with her eyes.

2. It's fine. "the beginning of apocalypse now 2"

by The second son of John March 6, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I am Lemon

A game in which one proclaims "I am lemon!" and then strikes the lemon (or any other citrus fruit) against one's forehead until the fruit breaks and citric acid goes into your eye. Warning: Do not play this game with anything other than citrus fruits as severe concussion or charges of assault may proceed.

Dani: I just totes played 'I am Lemon'. It took 22 hits for the citric acid to enter my eye.

Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.

by Fruitthrower May 25, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Am Back

Referring to the the previous absence of ones self and the present attendance of ones self in a present situation.

Hey guys, I am back! Let's get this started!

by ViceWiseman March 24, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž