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A French Canadian CFL quarterback for the Montreal Aloutettes. He is a devout believer in Jesus Christ and prays his derrèirre off for 4th quarter miracles against the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Jacques: "Sacrableu Tim Thibeault has dun it again Francois"!
Francois: "Zoot alors Jacques da Lord is on our side".
possibly the coolest man on earth. he is the mentor for the designers on Project Runway, which is a fantastic show. he has one of the most unique voices I have ever heard, and he just basically wins at life.
Tim Gunn: make it work, designers!
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A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
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When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".
Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.
Post-pierced traumatic nipples of a middle-aged man. Only those who's eyes dare risk loss of vision have ever witness these beasts.
Dustin: "Did you get a chance to see Tim's Nipples on the float trip?
Swank: "what'd you think I wanted to be perma-blinded?"
Calvert: "some say its worth it"
a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.
There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.
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