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ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdo April 5, 2007

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Ants on a Log

For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.

"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."

by HVACsquad February 23, 2015

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D-Ant

someone who is a total wanna-be rapper who thinks he is good at foosball but really can't even hold a finger to the master... the only good thing about this guy is that he is third cousins with pretty much the coolest girl on the planet

D-Ant got hit in the face by a football last night... ha!

by JGarnett June 26, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ant life

Ant Life

Ant Life is game on roblox where you play as an ant and do ant things basically, also a complete cash-grab game on for Tellygum because he's greedy! There is three versions, v1, v2 (Ant Life Beta Testing) and v3 which is paid alpha.

Come waste 2 hours on your life just for a Queen to lay an egg! Oh wait they might abandon you or exploiter will kill you because for over 2 years the devs still haven't figured out a way so eggs can't be killed. Or be banned for a dumb reason out of nowhere and spend 6 years wondering why you're banned.

I almost forgot to mention the absolute shitshow that is v3. Have you wondered why it's been delayed for 2 years? Well let me tell you! It's been delayed so many times because Tellygum actually does jack shit 90% of the time.

And did I mention the discord server that is? The mods are narcissistic as shit and enjoy banning people for small reasons. They love ruining people's progress! You'll likely get threatened with warns 24/7 for basically nothing. Unless if you're one of their favorites.

And let me tell you a really funny story, I was banned apparently because they falsely accused me of promoting NSFW. And not to mention the fact I never even posted NSFW on their discord.. and my NSFW twitter had a different name and only a few people knew about it. And then try tried to falsely accuse me of other insanely dumb crap.

Pretty funny when a NSFW artist has to call you out on your bullshit, right? Btw it's me hubb1e.

by hubb1e April 29, 2023

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dick ants

Something /b/ shouts during sex.

A /b/tard having sex with any gender may shout, "DICK ANTS," at any given time, but mostly towards the end of intercourse.

by Twoeightylover November 13, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss ant

Any person who is incapable of consuming as much alcohol as you can. Generally someone who has arrogantly been boasting about how much alcohol they can consume but then falls far short of the trumped up expectations

He was shit faced on 2 pints - the piss ant.

by Georgie Burgess June 2, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty ANT

When a guy offers to have anal sex with fire ants

Ex: why were your jeans out in the yard
Ex: Oh yOu know me doing the dirty ant

by Jinismydaddy April 16, 2020

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