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A Portuguese Gangster coming straight out of Portugual during the early 1970's, he moved to America in New Bedford, Massachusetts. During his teenage years he owned a lime green firebird and raced with his partner in crime Leno Cabral. He joined his first gang in his early 20's with a signature tattoo of a skull on top of two crosses canes-the skull with a vibrant mustache and a lincoln tophat still remains on his left arm. Also getting a homemade tattoo of a number somewhere in the sixties on his left wrist but its now unknown do to it being removed in 2006. He has two younger brothers, the youngest now being tracked by the FBI. The middle towers above everybody and now lives a happy quiet life with his wife. Antonio has 5 children two of which he does not see he still frequently sees the other three. Antonio has now settled down and lives with his girlfriend in the north end of New Bedford.
Antonio Veveros Medeiros once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are now known as giraffes.
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When you think you’re so good when in reality you’re not
John: Jim is so cocky, he thinks he’s good at everything
Joe: then he must have Antonio brown syndrome
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Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"
"Nice man"
A collection of sassy mc-sasspants who are taking over the San Antonio theatre scene like whoa. #PlayhouseProud
The Playhouse San Antonio produces high quality live theatre
that inspires, educates, and entertains audiences of all ages.
Our passion is to connect our community to the world at large
by telling stories that reveal the truth of the human experience.
To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.
i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.
She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
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Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.
How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?
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