Arse-yawning

Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.

Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.

I know, your timing was great...

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arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

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Rats Arse

A word used to be spiteful and suggests not caring.

'I don't give a Rats Arse about you'

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pig's arse

A phrase used to voice disagreement with anothers assertion or action.

One might say to someone trying to push into a queue, "Pig's arse, back of the line!"

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Up the Arse

it's an expression to say In the ass !!!!

this girl is a kinky one ... she like it Up the arse !!!!!

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juice arse

like calling someone a fag or a douchebag.

fuck you juice arse

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Chefs Arse

Working in a hot environment the anal area may tend to sweat a little. The condition of chefs arse is caused by the rubbing of the sweaty cheeks and causing nappy rash like sores.

Elliot "Dude this kitchen is hot"

Sylvester "Yeah, I know my anus is sweating big time"

Elliot "Take care you don't get Chefs Arse!"

Sylvester "I will throw some cornflower in it to absorb the moisture"

Elliot "Good call Sylvester, good call"

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