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On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass
Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day
Larsen press with like 3 accessories
Bro I got a weak ass day today
Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.
You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
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Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?
Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!
National Send Ass Pic Day
Hey kitten 😈 *sends ss of National Send Ass Pic Day on urban dictionary*
Omg daddy 🤤🥺 * Sends and ass pic*