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Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.
"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.
An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed
guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?
Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!
The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.
Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.
A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!
To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
a big cigar filled with marijuana
That nigga rolled a big ball bat.