august 1

when fucking badass kids born

yo did you hear about that new kid. he was born august 1

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1 august

The day when a princess was born, the coolest bitch ever <3

my gf’s bday is on 1 august, she’s the coolest bitch ever

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23 august

the baddest and stunning bitches ever born on this day😜😜💅💅
yall like sex

“so u are born on 23 august”
damn.

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August 1st

National Cock Day

Celebrate Cocks big and small, thick and skinny

"Yo its August 1st! Happy Cock Day!"

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August 14

If someone has there birthday on August 14 Tell them you're the best crackhead you have ever seen.

You see Bob there, he's a crackhead
Why?
Because his birthday is on August 14

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August 23

People with a dark and dangerous side with a hell of a lot of personalities but fun to be around

Josh : bro people born on August 23 are so weird

Axel : I know bro but their also fun

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August 5th

The day of extreme crackheadery. A day where acting like a complete buffoon is acceptable and encouraged.

"It's August 5th! Let's go apeshit!!"

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