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There are more BMW's in San Antonio Texas than anywhere else in the world.
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John: Hey Jose, what makes you the happiest?
Jose: A BMW (Big Mexican Woman)
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Type of German-made vehicle, stands for Black Man's Wheels (also pronounced B-M-dub-ya)
Hey yall look at dat tight whip ova there! Now that right there is what i call a BMW!
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An incredibly cool hybrid invented by bam to just say fuck you to the Toyota prius
Dude have you seen that BMW i8 it totally looks better than a prius
The king of all mid-priced high performance sport coupes. Known for being the bench mark for all others in its class. Predominantly owned by cocky 25-40 year old men looking for an automobile that provides a high level of status combined with incredible performance.
The ultimate "Whip" for any 16-21 year old male due to its ostentatiously good looks and striking road presence (unfortunately none of them can afford one).
26 year old male pulls up to stoplight in his new BMW M3 only to notice a group of Teens staring him(his car) down. Quickly he presses the launch control button and as the light turns green floors the gas. This results in him leaving a 25 foot cloud of smoke in the air and ignites the neighborhood with the sound of succes. The teens are left with blank stares on there faces, jaws hanging open.
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Big Meaty Wendy. Can be used on any large or rather large girls named wendy
"eww have u seen wendy latly"
"yea she's BMW"
"wht"
Big Meaty Wendy
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As stated in Geneva in March 2004 the M5 will have over 500 HP. The M5 will be able to put out over 100 HP / litre. The official specifications are:
Engine code: S65
8250 rpm redline
507 HP (373 kW) @ 7750 rpm
520 Nm torque @ 6100 rpm
Weight: 240 kg
Stroke: 75,2 mm Bore: 92 mm
MS S65 engine managements hardware, software and functioning are developed in-house at BMW M
Gearshifts are possible with the SMGIII even with the throttle pressed fully to the floor.
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