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When you're talking on social media and need attention.
Ally: Good morning. Say it back.
Dylan: Good morning.
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A sex act that involves putting your head into your mothers vagina.
My mom is such a milf I sometimes wish I could go back in time!!!
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An action phrase used by clueless management and consultants to end a conversation because they're afraid of committing to a course of action and to imply they will continue to think about it. Question the sanity and time management skills of anyone who says "Lets Circle back later"
me: Should we go with A, or B?
Consultant: Hey dude it's 3pm and mumble mumble, lets circle back later
me: Fuck you! Decide now!
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to change a previously stated position on a subject
He was trying to back pedal on censorship by most people were unconvinced.
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A dance for fat guys, but fat guys can only go as far as turn sideways, as Fat Joe demonstrates in his video.
Fat Joe claims to be leaning back, but it looks like he's only turning sideways.
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When you need to man up and pull back your uncircumsized foreskin.
Hey Vin stop being a bitch and pull it back!
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"Back of the Y is without a doubt the greatest thing to grace our television screens in many years. If youre looking for a half hour of full kicking, mind blowing, no budget, stunt laden wanking jokes then this is for you. While everyone seems to be talking about the American series 'Jackass' at the moment, its good to see that our own home grown Kiwi dumbasses Matt Heath and Chris Stapp have once again risen to the challange and made a show so stupid and funny that it makes any jackass look lameass."
"Listen im gonna say this once! DRUGS, are for GROWN UPS! GO TO BED!"
"I'm not an asshole, I'M A MAN!"
"your kids, are on drugs, RIGHT NOW!"
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