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when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
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A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.
Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.
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To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.
Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.
As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.
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"when you got a flat ass"
-ham
(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)
Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass
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To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework
AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK
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A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!
"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."
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