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Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.
Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .
That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full
The process of picking up women. Also refers to making out with women, getting laid, or any attempted encounter with a woman. (Primarily used by men, but also open to women).
"Hey man, what're you doing tonight?"
"Going out to bag some huss man, you coming with??"
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Teacher: "How about you Johnny, what does your dad do for a living?"
Johnny: "My dad's a professional huss bagger!"
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Girl #1: "Ladies, what should we do tonight? Maybe go for a glass of wine?"
Girl #2: "Yeah that sounds great!"
Girl #3: "Screw that, I wanna be baggin' huss all night long!"
To teabag with a friend!
(N) The hobbit hooker,cuz some time you just hafta put on 2 to feel safe.
"Hey come here and help me give this fucktard a double-baggins"
When a dude flips his lady upside and facing him. Her face it strategically placed level with his junk. She then tea bags his balls while he smells her feet. That’s the only bilbo baggins.
I bilbo bagginsed that ho and her feet smelled like dead skunk on a hot august night. It was awesome!