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1.) The act of eating a girl out
2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off
Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.
2. Go strum a banjo asshole.
A rural redneck backwater, where city folks are not welcome, as in the movie Deliverance.
Dude, what a place for a flat tyre - this is banjo country!
A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA
Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.
Female playing with her genitals
I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo
The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals
I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo
A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.
From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.
An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"
Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!