sixth base

The fuck is wrong with you? There is no sixth base, dumbass.

"I got to sixth base with her!"
"Sixth base? The hell?"

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1999th base

You must be in the year of 1999 and find the portal on earth that leads to the Pokemon World. The portal is what the members of Pokeclipse were looking for. The portal is said to be located somewhere in Japan and was the strongest in 1999 when Pokemon was at it's peak. You must go in the portal and you have exactly 3 pokemon world years to have sex with 1,999 girls in the pokemon world. When you do this you will have achieved 1999th base.

Contrary to popular belief with 1999th base, you're only required to have sex with the human females of the pokemon world and not any of the males or the pokemon themselves, as that would be homosexual or just wrong. You will also be thrown out and banned from the pokemon world forever if you try to have sex with the males or the pokemon.

After you achieve 1999th base you will automatically be sent back in time 3 pokemon world years to the moment when you first entered the pokemon world through the portal and your memory of having sex with the girls will be erased, at that time you will be given the ability to enter the pokemon world whenever you want to and leave whenever you want to, thus having the most awesome life ever.

However, if by the end of those 3 pokemon world years you have not had sex with exactly 1,999 human females in the pokemon world you will be forced to go back into the normal world with all your memories of the pokemon world erased and you will have a miserable and boring life.

(At college)

College kid 1: "hey have you seen Carlos anywhere? he's been absent for months now"
College kid 2: "Carlos reached 1999th base and now he spends all of his time in paradise in the pokemon world"

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base

a disgraceful attempt at a sequel to Tribes one. Base has been compared to watching slugs mate. Very old slugs.

There is about as much skill required to play base as there is to tie ones shoes. Amazingly enough, there are people who still find it challenging to do both.

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1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

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home-basing

"The act of staying home (vs. going out) to share experiences with family and friends—as in staying in is the new going out. "

A new trend due to the rise of in-home tech like Alexa and Netflix, in-home delivery like Seamless and Blue Apron—cooking night is the new date night, etc.

We're home-basing this weekend
The new home-basing trend

Based Stickman

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

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based off of

a way to say "based on" when you want to sound dumb and use an extra syllable

"The movie was based off of the book."

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