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Bat-grupo is a group on Facebook for Tumblr users, that way, you NEED to have Tumblr (no excuses) to be part of it. Otherwise, the ban vai eat teu habbo.
The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.
A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.
É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)
Is a fat ground bat who makes squeaks and is very cute your supposed too deep fry them for a tasty snack
Batti bat is the best bat ever
The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
Bat Diamond is the ultimate hoss.
An act in which one uses a Louisville Slugger for a masturabory deed
guy 1: Hey, did you see the video of AJ?
Guy 2: Yeah, she be doing the stanky bat!
Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.
"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.
A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!