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A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.
Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.
For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
bathroom door
/'bɑ θru m dɔ /
noun
something to be kicked, preferably by an authoritarian figure.
1: wow, did you hear about what happened to bo yesterday?
2: huh? no, tell me!
3: her mum went all out and started kicking the bathroom door!
In team games, the strategy of hiding and baiting your team while they are fighting and need your assistance, then continuing to play as slowly as possible. Originating from PUBG when a teammate would hide inside a bathroom during a squad battle leaving his team to die.
Player 1: "Where is player 3?! We need help"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"
Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing
"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it
A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.
I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.