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The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.
Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!
The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.
"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"
"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"
A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.
I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!
A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.
There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.
yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.
when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it
A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.
Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.