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A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.
Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.
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1.Someone who acts cold hearted and tough, but underneath they're really just sad and they want to hide it.
2. Someone cold hearted but smiles when they see kittens or anything cute really.
Guy: Ash has tear stains on her face.
Girl: I know. She's a soft skeleton.
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Girl: Awwwwwh! Lookit the kitten!
Girl 2: Psht. Soft skeleton *laughs*
When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.
Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
Evolution of working from home - working from bed.
After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.
You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.
The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.
Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.
a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.
I need myself a soft thug.