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the art of 2+2=5
u r mum
ur mum is a frog splooge
ur dad is dead
The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.
Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!
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A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.
Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!
Eric: Thanks mum.
Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight
Eric: oh you fuck frog
Penis. Specifically an erect one being used to assist a friend with a sore throat to remove the frog that makes their voice croaky.
Your voice is croaky, it sounds like you have a frog in your throat, would you like to use my "frog prodder" to see if we can loosen it.
With plenty of practice you can become very talented and even shoot the little bugger and maybe wash him down.
The symbolism of a red frog is usually true beauty and if you see a red frog in a dream it could mean both true beauty and within the next year you’ll date your soul mate
I saw a red frog in my dream man I think this chick is the one
A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
the dankest meme
can be sad, smug, etc.
stupid normies taking all of the rare pepe frogs! ugh!
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