nigger beer

Any one of a number of cheap and potent beers often found in forty-ounce bottles. Mickey's, King Cobra, Little Kings, Colt .45, Saint Ides, and Old English 800 are all examples of nigger beer.

I'm getting drunk on nigger beer, 'cuz it's all I can afford.

571👍 109👎

Beer Angel

The unseen guiding force that watches over and keeps safe the inebriated as they stagger across all six lanes of the North Circular at chucking out time.

Loss of vision or memory, and complete bewilderment as to how you got home safely and in one piece means only one thing, that your beer angel was watching over you.

49👍 6👎

Canadian Beer

-the sweet nectar of heaven
-the official drink of God and Jesus

"i drink Canadian beer, my wife on the otherhand drinks american beer because she's a nice young lady"

344👍 67👎

neck a beer

To drink a beer quickly, without regard for savoir.

"Quickly, let's neck a beer, and get outta here. This energy is evil."

beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

Beers Morgan

When you're on a night out and you decide you've had enough so you stand up, declare your departure by saying "ok, i'm done with this" and leave without saying goodbye

Andrew: "Ok, I'm done with this" *leaves*
Georgia "Where did Andrew go?"
Elliot: "He did a beers morgan"

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.