Death Before Dishonor

Death Before Dishonor is a hardcore band hailing from south Boston. Death Before Dishonor’s humble beginnings started to rise with the release of Friends Family Forever, a seven song EP on Bridge Nine Records. They have toured with Hatebreed, Agnostic Front, and Terror. This is the type of music that wakes you up in the morning right before you attack the weight room.

I just listened to Death Before Dishonor and now I feel like I could lift a house.

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The Hand Before Time

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.

That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.

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chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.

Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)

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Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

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grades before raids

What you say to someone when they skip school or neglect their homework to play World of Warcraft.

Emmett: Wow, Jake went home at lunch to play wow. And we have a math test this afternoon

Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids

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Squad Before God

Like "Bros Before Hoes" except when the squad be before the God.

Mom: "Hey Gabriel, you have to Church today!"
Bro: "Fuck you mom, I gots meself a squad now. And errbody knows dat Squad Before God. P.S im atheist

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Bros Before Hoes

Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.

Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.

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